Not really. Please don’t click X on the window just yet…
(For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, this YouTube link will fix that. I LOVED it, cheese and all.)
But, sadly, (or.. happily – depends on how you look at it!) that’s not what I’m talking about today.
Lately , much to my despair, we’ve been watching the classic Bond movies. (Quick note! Small Skyfall spoilers within. You’ve been warned…..)
It’s funny, neither Matt nor I had ever been into James Bond – to any extent, unless we’re counting that aforementioned children’s series. (And… most wouldn’t.)
I don’t remember exactly why, but we started to watch the new Bond movies with Daniel Craig, and loved them. Absolutely loved them. But there wasn’t any interest in checking out the past Bond movies. I actually remember having the conversation with Matt, and he flat out stated he wasn’t interested in any of the older ones. Wasn’t his style, wasn’t his thing . good or not – he had no interest.
Boy, must he be eating some crow right about now…
I wish I could remember the thing that set it off. But something happened, (To be honest? It could have been something as simple as a good Blu-Ray sale. Don’t laugh – I’m not kidding here…) and Matt picked up an older Bond movie. I think it was a 3 pack. I don’t remember the other two – but Golden Eye was one of them.
Something had happened that had made Matt slightly interested in the classic Bond films again. I was still very much in the Camp Don’t Make Me Watch These Please! But, being the good sport that I am, I agreed to watch one of them. The idea was to check them out, and if we liked/could tolerate them, to maybe pickup the rest of them.
I wasn’t thrilled. There are a LOT OF BOND MOVIES. I will admit I liked the newer ones, but wasn’t sure I could deal with all the cheesiness of the old ones. And the suave ladies’ man Bond didn’t really appeal to me.
But, I suffered through. And, as luck would have it, Matt liked it.
That was close to a year ago, I think. Maybe more. I’m not sure. Anyway… he watched the other two one day when he was home sick. So, it was decided that we’d get all of them. Wasn’t a huge priority… but it was happening.
Jump back to pretty much present time, and I’m at work, sitting with Mom. My phone rings, and it’s an overexcited Matt. He’s been watching this box set on Amazon. Not only does it have every single Bond blu-ray, but it also has an open slot for Skyfall!
Fantastic news, but the price? Not so fantastic. I won’t share it… but 23 blu rays? You can imagine it, I’m sure.
That’s the bad news. The good news? It was some gold box-esque deal on Amazon. And my husband, is obsessed with those deals. I’m not even kidding. You know how you’d expect housewives to be all sale-savvy, and all up on couponing and such? Well, he’s the housewive of media sales. I woke up at 5 or 6 in the morning this weekend, and Matt is sitting in bed tapping away on his iPhone.
Confused, I (very groggily) asked what he was doing. The answer? Just checking the sales.
He very religiously checks Amazon, Target, Wal-Mart, Best Buy, and I don’t even know what else weekly for sales and deals.
Needless to say, the Bond set caught his eye.
… sort of.
Instead of snatching it up for the cheaper price, he pointed out to me that there was a flaw in the packaging.
Which, to my perfectionist husband, it just wasn’t acceptable.
What he DID find though, was special, exclusive editions of the movies. Yay! All is not lost, right?
Ha. Oh, wrong. WRONG.
They aren’t all at the same store. Not even close. Target had some… Best Buy had some… and Wal-Mart had the others.
So, Matt, who works a half-day on Fridays, calls me up, and lets me know what he’s doing. He’ll talk for a bit while he’s shopping, then let me go when he leaves. We do this little dance for a few stores. My mom’s phone is ringing off the hook, and she’s completely perplexed. I explain things the best I can in between phone calls, and she thinks it’s the funniest thing ever. Each time he calls back ,she laughs a little more.
Finally, several phone calls later, he’s found all of them. (Yay… uhm, Not….?)
I fought tooth and nail to not watch these movies. I had no interest. I didn’t want to in the least.
His plan, was to watch them all, consecutively.
Night, after night, of the infamous 007.
Oh. Geez. Let me try and contain my excitement before I go on….
Now, in the midst of all this, he got interested in the original books, by Ian Fleming. Which took me by surprise, as he’s not a fiction book reader. By Christmas, he had the majority of the Fleming books. He’s read a few of them already, but not all of them. He seems to be enjoying them , though he does point out they aren’t the easiest to read. Lots of older, proper English terms. It’s interesting, a lot of them have made their way into his vocabulary now. (Guys, I’m rubbing off on him — we’ll make him a reader yet!) He also indulged the side of him that loves non-fiction. Documentary…. after….documentary. Some of them I watched with him, and some of them I took a pass on. Very interesting though, some of the things you learn. I will say that.
We talked, and made a small compromise. We’d watch them in ‘sections’. Each different James Bond. That way I didn’t get burnt out , and we could still watch other things. Okay, fair enough.
First, was the Connery run. I didn’t understand why, but Matt was very adamant on watching these before watching Skyfall. And sometimes with him, it’s easier and more productive to not ask questions. So, I didn’t.
We watched Dr. No, and though I wouldn’t get super excited over watching it, I enjoyed it more than I expected. From Russia With Love, was even better. I still wasn’t keen on watching them , a few times I protested enough to earn a brief reprieve from the movies, before getting back into them. Goldfinger I really liked… Thunderball was okay, I could have done without that one and not have cared, I think. You Only Live Twice, was the first one I think I found myself getting into and really enjoying. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service was great. I LOVED that Bond teamed up with a ‘bad’ guy. Fantastic. Diamonds Are Forever, I think, has been my favorite. Willard Whyte KILLED me. Loved him. (Did you know he was Jimmy Dean? Yup. THE Jimmy Dean.) And the two …very odd henchmen esque guys? Cracked me up.
So… by now, I’ve got my tail in between my legs a bit. Still pretty adamant that they, though good, aren’t my favorite movies. They were okay, and I could admit that. Moneypenney, is adorable. I love, love, LOVE her. Her at Bond’s wedding, about broke my heart… But I was more than ready to watch Skyfall.
Now, I’d be the one eating some crow…
We watched Skyfall, and I found myself picking up little things. References to the earlier movies. Which makes sense, considering it was the anniversary. When Bond and M end up needing a getaway car, I squealed a bit when I saw that it was the original Aston Martin. (And yes, I cringed at the end…) I giggled happily to hear (and recognize!) the original Bond theme during the scene in the car. No tweaks, no updated instrumentation – a great homage.
But… I’m very ashamed of myself to admit what I’m about to admit.
Myself, still holding onto the last shreds of “I”m NOT a Bond fan”-dom, completely lost it. The last scene of the movie comes up, where Bond and his as-yet-unnamed female friend enter the new office.
At this point, I sit up a little straighter. Something seems…. odd.
The camera seems to focus on a coat rack, as Bond is asking for the girls name. A coat rack, of all things?! How absurd.
Only not. It should be absurd. I know I should be a little put off they’re focusing on random furniture. But I’m not. I’m too busy shrieking at the TV, and angering my husband.
It’s the old office. From the classic Bond movies. I’m thinking, in the back of my head, that I shouldn’t be excited about this. But I am. I’m bouncing up and down, shrieking and squeaking at both the TV, and at Matt – but he’s doing his best to ignore me.
And poor thing, it only got worse when the female coworker (who by now, I’m practically jumping out of my seat- because I know who it is) finally gives us her name. And of course, it’s Moneypenney. Of COURSE. Who else would practically murder James? And though at first I was unhappy, because I thought it was implied they slept together in Shanghai, but Matt believes they didn’t. Surely he’s right, and they wouldn’t have changed such a crucial aspect of their relationship? Ah well, I digress!
Anyway. She takes her seat, and motions Bond toward M’s door. And -oh-my-god-it’s-the-same-door-did-they-use-the-same-damn-set!? .
Not to mention, Moneypenney is in a blue dress, JUST like in Dr. No, when we first see her.
I caught myself the next day, when I was excitedly telling the story to my nephew. He’d just seen Skyfall, but he hadn’t seen the classic Bond movies. I pointed out references, and even showed him YouTube scenes from both Dr. No, and Skyfall, geeking out over the offices. I can’t remember if it was when we were discussing the car, or when I was WAY too excited over the offices… I think it was during the playback of the YouTube video, when I grudgingly accepted the fact that I’d become a Bond fan.
I don’t know when it happened! It certainly wasn’t of my own accord…
Now, if you’ll all excuse me, I must go watch some YouTube video of a phenomenal rendition of Goldfinger from the Oscars. Holy cow, does that woman have a set of pipes!